If You Had a Hammer, What Would You Do?
    [ a quiz by David, Pete Seeger, and Lee Hays ]


  1. Approximately when do you eat lunch?
    11am
    Noon
    1pm
    2pm or later

  2. Are you a backseat driver?
    Yes
    No
    Only when I think we're going to crash

  3. Sweet-n-Low might cause cancer. Will you use it anyway?
    Yes
    No

  4. Another kid on the playground calls you "stinky dog turd". You respond by:
    Kicking his/her ass.
    Saying, "I'll kick your ass if you say that again."
    Ignoring him/her.
    Politely asking him/her to stop.

  5. On an average day, how many times do you hit "snooze" on your alarm clock?
    Zero. I just shut it off and wake up.
    One or two times.
    A few times. Maybe more.
    I don't have an alarm clock.
    I always wake up before it goes off.

  6. Do you generally go to sleep after midnight?
    Yes
    No

  7. You're driving along, and you see a cute little puppy who has no home. What do you do?
    Pull over and pick it up.
    Drive on by.
    Try to hit it.

  8. Your friend Marcy is having trouble with her boyfriend. Naturally, you:
    Listen to her troubles and let her know you're her friend.
    Offer to kick his ass.
    Tell her she should never have gone out with that stinky dog turd.




    (Code stolen from the New Year's Resolution Quiz, which was stolen from another quiz, etc.)