How Kiwi Are You?
    [ a quiz by the Waitakere Rovers ]


  1. L&P ...
    Keeps your car running smoothly
    Has a distinctive lemon flavor
    Is extracted from a mining operation on the West Coast of the South Island
    Is popular with kids and costs 5c from the local dairy

  2. You would take your chilly bin ...
    To the beach to keep the drinks cool
    To the rugby match to apply to sprained ankles
    Out of the freezer when it needs defrosting
    Up to the gate on rubbish day

  3. Togs ...
    Should be removed before walking into a marae
    Are a must for the beach
    Were very fashionable in the 70's but no one wears them now
    Are handy for those hard to remove stains

  4. Tramping ...
    Is not acceptable in middle class society
    Is an easy way to get satisfaction
    Is a good way to get fit while enjoying yourself
    Requires special equipment and years of training

  5. What would you do with Marmite?
    Spread it on your toast
    Ignite it on Guy Fawkes Day
    Squash it
    Pump it up on the radio

  6. You are told to Bring a Plate so you ...
    Spend the afternoon baking scones
    Dust off the china
    Grab a paper plate and a serviette
    Make sure you have change in your pocket

  7. A sausage sizzle ...
    Is a nice type of place to go for a family meal
    Will supply you with tonight's dinner
    Involves bread, onions and tomato sauce
    Is a good method of fundraising
    Both the third and fourth answers

  8. What words would you most associate with Opera in the Park?
    High Class, Snobbish, Cultured
    Crowds, Tip Top, Fireworks, Picnics
    Kiri Te Kanawa, Expensive, Glistening Mountain Tops
    Family, Community, Social, Amateur

  9. The Punga ...
    Is a sturdy construction material
    Gives off an interesting odour
    Is home for the kiwi
    Is a common sight when in the bush

  10. In New Zealand, the term Kiwi refers to ...
    An extinct, 2m tall flightless bird
    A fruit containing green flesh and brown skin
    A small brown flightless bird
    Someone who calls New Zealand their home
    The second, third and fourth answers.
    The third and fourth answer
    The first and second answer

  11. The All Blacks ...
    Really know how to swing those pois
    Really know how to score a try
    Really know how to bounce that ball
    Really look good in those helmets

  12. Pav ...
    Is a popular dessert
    Is a popular comedian
    Is an unpopular politician
    Is a popular brand of butter

  13. Sir Edmund Hillary ...
    Often sings duets with Dame Kiri T
    Is a fondly remembered Prime Minister of the 1960's
    Was the first to conquer Mt Everest
    Is a fondly remembered entertainer

  14. Weetbix ...
    Kids are Kiwi Kids
    Not too heavy, not too light
    Keeps you looking trim and healthy
    Snap Crackle Pop

  15. Raewyn ...
    Is the name of a male
    Is the name of a female
    Is the name of Maori Chief
    The first and third answers.

  16. Morepork ...
    Goes well with eggs for breakfast
    Is extremely noxious and needs to be eliminated
    Is the name of a Maori Chief
    Is a cry often emitted at night by a bird also of this name

  17. If you live South of the Bombays ...
    You probably need to ski to school in winter
    You are very uncultured
    You don't get a view of the Sky Tower
    You're 2 hours behind the rest of NZ

  18. New Zealand is commonly called all of the following except ...
    Aotearoa
    Anzac
    Land of the long white cloud
    Godzone

  19. In 1995, an eruption of Mt Ruapehu didn't cause ...
    The early termination of the ski season for North Islanders
    The evacuation of the lower North Island
    An ash coating to be deposited over much of the North Island
    Exaggerated International Coverage

  20. Rachel Hunter is not known for ...
    Her modeling career
    Her famous ex-husband
    Her great intelligence
    A Tip Top Trumpet ad




    (Code stolen from the New Year's Resolution Quiz, which was stolen from another quiz, etc.)