What Toiletry Are You?
    [ a quiz by Lauren & David ]


  1. What is your name?


  2. What animal best describes how you want others to perceive you?
    Bear
    Teddy bear
    Frog/lizard/dinosaur
    Cat or dog
    Hen

  3. The color that I look best in is:
    Green
    Pink or light blue
    Gray
    Dark blue
    Red
    Black
    White

  4. The color of my ideal car is:
    Green
    Pink or orange
    Gray/silver
    Blue (any shade)
    Red
    Black
    White

  5. If you were trapped in a box with only one hole, how big would you want the hole to be?
    About a centimeter
    Three inches
    Big enough for my head
    Many pin-sized holes
    As big as one whole side of the box

  6. Do you floss regularly?
    Yes   No

  7. How often do you brush your teeth?
    Every 30 seconds
    1-3 times a day
    Once a week
    Why would I brush my teeth? They're not hairy.
    Why, do I have bad breath?

  8. Do you spit or swallow?
    Spit   Swallow

  9. Which of these is divisible by 3 and 5 but not by 2?
    995
    999
    990
    975
    970

  10. What's your birth month?


  11. Do you support capital punishment?
    Yes   No

  12. Do you consider yourself a leader or a follower?
    Leader   Follower

  13. Do you like to be submissive or dominant in bed?
    Submissive   Dominant

  14. How much toilet paper does your household consume on a weekly average?
    One roll
    Two rolls
    Half a roll
    A 4-pack
    We constantly run out and have to use Kleenex.

  15. How do you feel about soap?
    Lather me up baby!
    So long as it doesn't get in my hair, it's fine.
    I could take it or leave it.
    It tastes gross.
    The more you use, the smoother your skin.

  16. Which of these are you interested in? (Check all that apply.)
    Sporting events
    Parties
    Amusement parks
    Bars or night clubs

  17. Finish this sentence





    (Code stolen from the New Year's Resolution Quiz, which was stolen from another quiz, etc.)